Boston area hockey player, kicked out of league for defecating into opponent’s glove

I could’nt have made this up if I tried, a Boston area senior league hockey player was expelled from the league for defecating into an opponent’s glove following a fight for which both players were expelled from a  game. Zung Nguyen, a 37 year old defenseman playing in the Rogue Squadron hockey team, after apparently losing a fight to Young Guns’ 41 year old Dave Bermingham, retired to the dressing room, later came back out, retrieved one of Bermingham’s gloves he had thrown into the spectators area, went into a remote corner of the arena crouched down and literally crapped into it.

Nguyen then returned the glove where he had found it. Moments later, upon exiting his own dressing room, Mr.Bermingham retrieved his glove, and literally stuck his hand in still warm human excrement. This is not only unheard of, but also incredibly rude even for hockey. Even after playing hockey at different levels for almost 30 years, this is the first time I even conceive of a player performing that kind of action, which would be frowned upon even here, in Canada.

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