JeffG

Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.
  • Ohio man blames DUI arrest on Ozzy Osborne

    Makes sense to me…but not really. William Liston was arrested on Christmas eve on suspicion of driving under the influence.  Cops pulled him over as he drove through a suburb of Cleveland, and when questioned by police, Liston gave a rather uniquely odd reason for being drunk while behind...
  • 12-year-old’s Christmas gift a touch on the pornographic side

    What 12-year-old kid wouldn’t love getting a brand-spanking new computer for Christmas.  And not just one of those run-of-the-mill laptop or desktop PC, but rather one of those fancy dancy touch-pad tablet type computers that are all the rage.  And this one was preloaded with apps for Facebook, Twitter,...
  • World’s worst human being wanted for stealing Game Boy from teen’s casket

    OK, maybe not the world’s worst person, but this guy is right up there for this despicable act of stealing from the coffin of a recently dead teenager. During public visitation for Bradley McCombs, a 17-year-old who died on Christmas Day after his SUV flipped over on a snowy...
  • Man’s real-life game of “Frogger” doesn’t end well

    You all remember “Frogger” don’t you?  The classic Atari game where you control a little frog as he crosses roads and rivers, dodging cars and alligators along the way, until he’s safe and sound in one of his five lily-pads. Good times for sure, and even the newest, rebooted...
  • Couple’s remodeled home theater would make Darth Vader jealous

    Why you ask?  Because Kim and Jim Howett had their home theater built to resemble the Imperial Destroyer Vessel used by Darth Vader himself in The Empire Strikes Back. Get this–the couple claim not to be crazed Star Wars fanatics.  Yeah right, like most casual fans of the venerable...
  • Man claims to have eaten at 15,000 different McDonald’s restaurants

    A St.Paul Minnesota man claims to have eaten at more than half of the McDonald’s restaurants in the world, and live to tell about it.  Quickly doing the math, if there are 33,000 of the famous chain worldwide, then that means Paul Dickinson has eaten at 15,000 of them....
  • Shoplifter busted hiding shoes under her breasts

    I’ll never understand what drives a person to shoplift in this day and age.  Must be a healthy combination of daring and stupidity, heavier on the latter, to make someone resort to stealing from stores that are loaded with the latest cameras, sensors, and whatnot, all designed to prevent...
  • Uninvited guest barges into home and vomits on Christmas Eve

    Does this look like the face of a man who would barge uninvited into a family’s house just so he could vomit twice? Yes, yes it does—either that, or Santa Claus has really let himself go. Lester Bagwell, of Kokomo, Ind., was arrested early Friday morning, Christmas Eve day...
  • Q-Tip lodged in man’s ear ends up being a pearl

    And that’s not even the amazing part.  If you’re looking at the picture and wondering why a pearl would be colored brown, well, let me tell you, that’s what happens when a pearl is lodged in a person’s ear. For 41 years. Calvin Wright, a 46-year-old gentleman from Athens,...