JeffG

Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.
  • Woman Offers Sexual Favors For World Series Tickets

    It’s October, which means two things–fall is here, and the World Series is on.  And like every year, tickets to the annual fall classic are in high demand. This year’s matchup features the defending champion Philadelphia Phillies,  taking on perennial powerhouse, the New York Yankees.  Needless to say, tickets...
  • Man Tried Using Counterfeit $50 Bills for Lap Dances

    When it comes to seeing beautiful women get naked, men will go to great, and often misguided lengths to see the fine, feminine form.  It can range from using fake ID to get into your local strip club, to sneaking a peek at your older brother’s Playboy collection. Or...
  • Deer Tackles Boy Playing Backyard Football

    You know a football game is rough when wildlife gets involved.  Just ask 7-year-old Brandon Hiles of Wintersville, Ohio. Brandon was playing a game of backyard football with a bunch of friends when he was dropped by a deer.  Apparently the youngster had stumbled into a fight brewing between...
  • Woman’s Body Found Under 8 Feet of Garbage–In Her Home

    It’s hard to understand why some people choose to live in squalor.  But they do, and it’s pretty gross, to say the least. A Jacksonville, Florida woman was one such person who lived in a trash filled home.  That is until she died.  71-year-old Carina Decampo had not been...
  • Five-Year-Old Shoots and Kills 800-Pound Gator

    Some big-game hunters go their entire lives without making that one, big trophy kill.  Unless you’re Simon Hughes of Texas–he claimed his trophy kill at all of 5-years of age....
  • Stunning Golden Tapestry Made Entirely of Spider Silk

    It took four years, 80 volunteers, and a whole mess of spiders, but a group of weavers, led by a textile maker named Simon Peers, created an absolutely amazing tapestry.  The 11-by-4-foot tapestry is made entirely of spider silk, and is currently on display at the American Museum of...
  • Crafty Inmates Making “Hooch” Out of Alcohol-Based Hand Cleanser

    Between the beatings from the guards and the “group shower aerobics,” inmates find themselves with plenty of time to think and use their imagination. Some write poetry, some take classes and attain their high school degrees, and others, well, they come up with creative ways of making “hooch.” For...
  • Men Use Home-made Explosives for Hunting Turtles

    The title may be a bit misleading.  They weren’t actually “hunting” per se, more like torturing a snapping turtle.  And they weren’t men so much as they were prize-winning morons. Five Albany county men face charges of setting off home-made explosives and animal torture, after they blew up a...
  • Suicide Bomber Hid Explosives in Anus

    If there’s an “employee of the month” award for terrorists, then this guy in the picture on the left should win it hands down. Suicide bomber Abdullah Hassan Tali al-Asiri had set out to kill Prince Mohammed Bin Nayef of Saudi Arabia.  His plan was deviously clever, to say...