• Family calls 911 to get out of cornfield maze, FAIL

    Watch out for them corn mazes this season – you may get lost. That’s what happened to a family in Danvers, Massachusetts. The couple and their young child got in the middle of the maze only to find they aren’t good at getting out of mazes. So they called...
  • Extreme jacuzziing, possibly the stupidest extreme sport ever

    Do you love adventure and hot tubs, and let’s face it who doesn’t? But put them together and it seems like a lot of work. How does the jacuzzi get down there? How does it get back up? It seems like there would be a lot of clean up...
  • Playboy Playmate sees ghosts

    Playboy Playmate of the Year by day… speaker to the dead by night. That’s the new bio for Hope Dworaczyk – the first bunny to be shown in 3D and playmate of the year for 2010. Her claim to fame is baring all for Hugh Hefner’s magazine but her...
  • Woman insures her butt for 4 million pounds

    If you thought former Playmate / Hugh Hefner’s number 1 girlfriend, Holly Madison’s decision to insure her breasts for one million dollars was excessive, Natalie Thomas has one up on her. The professional hotel bed tester has insured her buttock (aka. rear end) for four million pounds – roughly...
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    Woman saved from murderous husband by breast implant

    A woman in Moscow now has one more reason to be thankful for her silicon breast implants – they saved her life. According to the newspaper Moskovsky Komsomolets, the size four implant in her left breast was critical to her survival after an argument with her husband.  During the...
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    New Orleans police officer punished for illegal license plate screen

    Somebody with a bit of ingenuity and an obvious disdain for automated red light cameras decided to get even by inventing a thin screen for front and rear license plates.  While from a direct angle the plates are clearly visible, from an angle – like those that red light...
  • Forty-six-year-old gamer chokes 13-year-old nemesis

    Mark Bradford, 46, is apparently not a man that likes to lose. When the unemployed father of three was gunned down by a 13-year-old in Call of Duty he took it to heart and the smack talk that followed pushed him over the edge. Bradford allegedly “charged round” to...
  • Birthday surprise baked in a muffin accidentally becomes real dessert

    Xiao Lee of China wanted nothing more than to surprise his girlfriend, Wang Xue, on her birthday by giving her an expensive necklace.  Lee’s plan was to hide said necklace in Xue’s birthday muffin, then sit back and watch her face light up in delight when she discovered her...
  • Dutch man tries smuggling over a dozen hummingbirds…in his pants

    These poor, defenseless hummingbirds definitely weren’t flying the friendly skies.  More like the sweaty, rank, crotchtastic skies in this Dutch guy’s pants.  That’s just gross. Yes, that picture is exactly what it looks like—over a dozen live hummingbirds lining a man’s pants in a vain attempt to smuggle them...