• corypsmits

    Today’s priceless DUI mugshot brought to you by Two Rivers, Wisconsin

    Cory P. Smits just scored his fifth DUI charge in Two Rivers, Wisconsin.  The 29-year-old was seen swerving left-to-right, and once pulled over, blew a 0.29% BAC – more than three times the legal limit.  As he was being detained, Smits became belligerent and had to be pepper sprayed...
  • donald leet

    Too drunk to drive? Let your 11-year-old relative do it for you

    Donald Leet was feeling a little tipsy in Brandon, Florida, so he enlisted the help of a designated driver.  Under ideal circumstances, this driver would’ve been anybody other than his 11-year-old relative (the exact relation could not be released, as she is a minor and can’t be identified). This...
  • Probably a bad way to park your car

    One of the things that some of the denizens of the Interwebs like to do is to post videos of themselves “parking like a boss”. It is unknown what the driver of the car featured in this video was trying to accomplish with his aggressive maneuver — what we...
  • Kitchen planking disaster, FAIL

    You’ve all been told before – planking is dangerous. But does anyone listen? Of course not, nobody cares. But the global fad of trying to make your body as flat as a plank of wood in bizarre places is just not going away, no matter how many people die...
  • homeless sign

    Welfare win: Bus stop moved away from location due to homeless stench

    In Honolulu, a woman who has been living in a bus shelter for the past seven months just won a bit of privacy after the adjacent bus stop was relocated amid complaints by bus drivers of her wicked stench. Riders were also made aware of her powerful presence, marked...
  • phil grande

    Phil Grande, bringing the homeless problem to a neighborhood near you

    Phil Grande, a businessman in Sarasota, Florida was just trying to do the right thing, offering to build a half-million dollar shelter for the homeless and give it to the city for just one dollar.  The city – namely, Vice Mayor Terry Turner – declined the offer. In retaliation,...
  • First sign of the impending zombie apocalypse in Russia

    Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov died 12 minutes after reviving herself at her own funeral, but next time the revivification might be more permanent. The 49 year old Russian woman, awoke in her own coffin, at her own funeral in Kazan, Russia. She started screaming realizing she was minutes away from being, like Billy...
  • wet sponge

    Sponge throwing event cancelled due to… eye grit?

    Carnival organizers in a UK town saw the potential for disaster and banned a dangerous event in which participants would throw wet sponges at each other. Actually, the event was not dangerous – wet sponges are only one threat level up from wet towels – and the potential disaster...
  • pim

    Dutch man wins “Worst Driver in Netherlands” TV show by hitting host

    The contestant known only as ‘Pim’ on the Dutch television show “Who is the Worst Driver in the Netherlands?” has decidedly won the competition after failing at a braking test so badly, he hit the show’s host. Fortunately, neither Ruben Nicolai nor his cameraman were seriously injured in the...