• gun store clerk

    When gun store heist goes wrong, robbers lose $40

    In what was a somewhat clever plan to take a Kansas gun store clerk by surprise, two men pretended to be purchasing ammunition but fell just ten dollars short.  When told this, one of the men pulled a gun. The 65-year-old store clerk, who was wearing a holstered gun...
  • FBI

    UserID fail: “Pervymcperv” vs. The FBI

    The Internet is a powerful tool for child pornographers to trade their wares.  In recent years, the FBI has been cracking down by placing undercover agents in chatrooms to catch child predators freely distributing illegal material.  As a result, many would-be child predators have become more cautious in an...
  • dildo faced

    Best bud bludgeoned by flying phallus [w/”Bro hella” pic]

    An exotic dancer with a unique talent, eight men, and a twelve-centimeter dildo walked into a hotel room.  One man left bleeding. The sordid tale took place in Brisbane, Australia, where Jure Skumavc brought his soon-to-be-wed best friend, Peter Rolih, for a bachelor party.  The keynote speaker at this...
  • Gentleman’s Fight Club provides brutal stress relief for the cubicle workers of Silicon Valley

    An underground fight club is not normally the sort of thing that you would associate with the types that earn their crust mashing code and founding start-ups – but a bunch of them have gotten together to relieve stress by punching and kicking the snot out of each other...
  • Surrey Storm Surge ride declared haunted, has been relocated.

    I can imagine the board meeting from here; -“We’d like a budget to move the Storm Surge ride mr.President”. -“Why might I ask?” -“Well, sir, we think it’s haunted because it’s built on a burial ground so we reckon that moving it will stop the haunting.” Employees at the...
  • Trucker uses overpass to clear snow off roof of his truck

    I live in Quebec, basically, we are north of almost everything American. Here, we know about snow, we have ice bridges that take you from one shore to the other over a frozen lake or river, we routinely get 6 inches of snow and it gets very cold. Just last...
  • Oh, the humanity! Wine shelf collapse caught on CCTV [video]

    Watching a video like this you can’t help but feel for the hapless fellow that had the misfortune to be filling the wine shelf at a liquor store at 5:06 p.m. two Sundays ago. Fortunately for him, there was a camera recording the whole time… both for our enjoyment...
  • Anapka, the para-sailing donkey, dies of heart failure.

    Last July, in what became possibly the worst publicity stunt in advertising history, a Russian para-sailing company, strapped Anapka, a 39 year old female donkey to a parachute, and forced it to sail over a southern Russia beach. Onlookers soon posted videos of the terrified wailing donkey on Youtube...
  • helicopter

    The most awesome waste of time ever on YouTube

    As a kid, I always wanted to do particularly dangerous things with otherwise harmless toys, like putting gasoline in waterballoons or attaching tacks to the end of NERF darts.  Clearly, I was thinking inside the box. David Windestål strapped a camera and a Roman candle to his RC helicopter,...