• Flash Prank Makes High School Yearbook X Rated

    Students at Mother Theresa Secondary School in London, Ontario are getting more than smiling faces in their yearbook. Besides memories of student sports teams and dances is the picture of the student who flashed his wee wee and got away with it. While the photographer was taking a picture...
  • Monkey In Winter Jacket Surprises Christmas Shoppers

    Ahhhhh, the Christmas holiday season. Filled with Santas, elves, reindeer and monkeys? A very unusual sight at Christmas, even more so in Toronto, Canada. But that’s what shoppers at Ikea were greeted with – a monkey wearing a fancy winter jacket – running around the parking lot and in...
  • How many cats does it take for it to start getting creepy?

    It was a horrific surprise for the Hoarders show producers and staff when as they were shooting an episode of the unwatchable reality show they discovered what their reality star named Terry showed them: Between 75 and 100 cat corpses in her freezer. The lady admitted to keeping the...
  • Pope Benedict XVI to tweet for the first time on Dec.12th

    December 12th, Pope Benedict XVI will become the first Pope in history to send a Tweet after having recently become the first Pope in history to open a Twitter account. The first few tweets, according to his spokesman, will be answers to some of the more common questions he’ll...
  • Chinese entrepreneur boosts her online business by dolling up her grand-father

    Lu Qing, who lives in the Quangdong (Opa Quangdong Style?) province says she multiplied her sales by five once she started posting pictures of her grand-father Liu Xianping dressed in the clothes she sells online. “We used to sell as little as ten articles per day, it was depressing…”...
  • Snuggery

    Professional Cuddler Makes People Happy One Snuggle At A Time

    Think snuggling always leads to sexual intercourse? It doesn’t if you’re paying “professional cuddler” Jackie Samuel $60 and hour for the up close and personal encounter. She’s an expert and “Cuddle Sutra” and master of 100 non-sexual forms of snuggling which Samuel says is extremely beneficial to our health:...
  • Man Gets Intimate With A Donkey, Calls Laws Against It Backward

    Looking at the smiling mug shot of 31-year old Carlos Romero you might think he’s a nice looking young man. And who’s to say he isn’t nice. One thing the picture won’t tell you is he likes having sex with horses and donkeys. It also won’t tell you that...
  • Driving On Sidewalk

    Woman Ordered To Wear “Idiot” Sign For Driving On Sidewalk

    This is perhaps one of the best rulings to ever come out of traffic court. A 32-year old woman in Ohio (US) has been ordered to wear a sign that says,”Only an idiot drives on the sidewalk to avoid stopping for a school bus” on the corner of a...
  • British police issue apology for tazing a blind man

    British police apologized on Wednesday for using a stun-gun on a blind man after police officers mistook his white cane for a samurai sword. The policemen were responding to several reports that a man was going around showing off  a samurai sword in Chorley. When the police confronted Colin...