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    A revolution in flatulance sharing

    If you’re the type that gets flatulent after absorbing anything with beans, pizza, pickles, beer, hot dogs, bread, milk products, wine, chocolate, chicken wings, cranberry juice or maple syrup, in other words, if you’re over 40, this is for you. Want to go to bed and have your head...
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    Armored pajamas protect wearer from unexpected crotch shots

    When his four-year-old son kicked him in the testicles, Hugh McGuinness didn’t get angry – he saw opportunity. It was the painful experience of an accidental nighttime kick from his son Cameron that gave him the idea for his armored pajamas. McGuinness told News.com.au: My son Cameron, who is...
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    New memory stick doubles as sex toy

    Because they some how think we need this… Designers for Crave in San Francisco have created a USB stick drive that doubles as a vibrator for women. Now you can store your PowerPoint presentation on the thing that gives you pleasure. It’s a waterproof, 16GB device that’s sleek and...
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    Vending machine baquettes now available in Paris

    Vending machines in Japan give you live crab and now vending machines in Paris give you fresh baked baguettes thanks to Jean-Louis Hecht. The baker came up with the idea nearly 10 years ago in response to his wife’s belief they would never have any rest at their 2...
  • Kitchen planking disaster, FAIL

    You’ve all been told before – planking is dangerous. But does anyone listen? Of course not, nobody cares. But the global fad of trying to make your body as flat as a plank of wood in bizarre places is just not going away, no matter how many people die...
  • Gummy Bear Bratwurst Sausage Now Available

    It started as a joke and now it is a reality… and a really big seller. The Gummy Bear bratwurst sausage is a speciality of Grundhofer’s Old-Fashion Meats in Hugo, Minnesota. Owner Spencer Grundhofer says he makes between 50 – 75 pounds of them every week. (As if sausages...
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    Diarhhea Ribbons for Sale on Amazon WTF

    Well it definitely seems that these days they have a ribbon for everything. A ribbon supporting our troops, a ribbon for breast cancer, a ribbon for AIDS and now a brown ribbon for diarrhea awareness. And you can buy 2 for $3.99 on Amazon.com and they say “Diarrhea Awareness”...
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    Strap-On Condom Invented for Drunk People

    Getting lucky after getting drunk is getting easier with this new condom. The Sensis sheath is the condom with pull-on straps and it promises to get rid of the I’m too drunk to get this condom on right syndrom. The brainchild of a former carpenter by the name of...
  • At last, the great taste of bacon in a lollipop

    I am not a person who eats candy. Don’t get me wrong, I like a good bit of dark chocolate every now and again – hard candy just isn’t my cup of tea. That being said if it tasted like bacon like this bacon-flavored lollipop does, I could probably...