crime

  • Fifth Graders Arrested In Murder Plot

    Stories like this make you really wonder WTF this world is coming to. Two 10-year old boys are being held on a $100,000 bond for a murder plot they intended to carry out. The targets were one of the duo’s ex-“girlfriend” and a number of other students whose names...
  • Giant Rabbit Save Family From Robber

    It’s a bird… it’s a plane… it’s… it’s… a giant bunny???? A British family in Plymoth, Devon were saved from a home robbery after the thief was scared off by their giant rabbit, Toby. As far as Kimberley May and police can figure out is a robber broke into...
  • Woman Accused Of Poisioning Co-Workers’ Lunches

    Things are more than a little fishy in Gatineau, Quebec after a number of employees at an unnamed financial institution have all gotten sick after eating their lunches. Authorities were tripped off to the case after they were called in to investigate after an employee who got sick after...
  • Cops Caught Drag Racing To Donut Shop

    Tim Horton’s is a pretty big thing in Canada, even the States now. Known for it’s coffee, donuts and other goodies it’s a staple for most Canadians with line-ups for the drive thru sometimes affecting traffic in the streets. But they rarely run out of coffee or donuts so...
  • Woman Arrested For Murdering Boyfriend With Her Breasts

    Donna Lange is in big trouble thanks to her big breasts. She has been arrested and charged with murder after police found her smothering her boyfriend with her breasts. Yes, mammary glands on the human female have now become an assault weapon. Lange, 51, was found in the compromising...
  • Wichita police on the hunt for several marijuana thieves—possibly stoned, probably rodent

    The Wichita, Kansas police department suspected that the three bags of marijuana housed at their storage facility—evidence from 2009—had been tampered with. A very serious allegation indeed, and one that prompted a quick and efficient investigation into who had torn into and stolen some of the weed from right...
  • Man Arrested While Riding Horse Drunk

    Got a horse? Make sure you don’t ride it drunk or you could get arrested. That’s what happened to a man in Bunnell, Florida. He was riding his horse, after have a few too many alcoholic bevvies, and ended up attracting the attention of the police. You see, he...
  • Fast-Food Thief Caught After Eating At Scene Of Crime [Allegedly]

    In the world of the stupid criminal… A 40-year old man in Detroit was nabbed for a robbery he committed 3 months earlier because he went back to the same restaurant that he had robbed. Yes, the unnamed suspect from Pontiac, went into the McDonald’s in the suburbs of...
  • Man Attacked By Oompa Loompas

    Police in Norfolk, England are a bit more than baffled after a 28-year old man was attacked by a pair of Oompa Loompas, the oranged faced, green haired characters from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, written by Ronald Dahl. Media outlets report the man was approached by the Oompa...