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  • US driver tries to use feet to stop truck, Flintstone style FAIL

    Oh gosh darn it! Dem brakes o’ mine don’ work. I gotta try ta use ma feet again. Perhaps this was the train of thought that inspires a 24-year old American man to try and stop his truck with his feet a la Fred Flintstone style when his brakes...
  • Thieves blow loot before touching it

    In the world of the stupid criminal… Thieves in Zimbabwe left empty handed after they blew all their money before they even touched it. Literally, they blew up all the money in the safe. The would be robbers obviously didn’t do their homework and used too much explosives to...
  • Man Gets Caught Trying to Escape Prison in a Suitcase

    Here honey, get in the suitcase. I’m sure you’ll fit. That might have been the conversation just before Juan Ramirez decided he was going to try to break out of a Mexican jail. After a conjugal visit with his girlfriend, he hid inside the woman’s suitcase and she tried...
  • Drunk man caught while trying to perform surgery on dog, BUSTED

    A Chicago man who tried to operate on his dog while drunk has been charged with one count of animal cruelty. Stewart Gibbs, 44, was found red handed (literally covered in blood) when police showed up at his apartment after receiving a tip about him. Obviously wasted, Gibbs told...
  • Woman Goes Crazy over Breaking Dawn Trailer

    While it is completely understandable that people have favorite movies that they really enjoy and it’s totally understandable that people feel passionate about things, I don’t get how someone can get so emotional and over the top about a trailer for a movie. In the video below (and be...
  • Drunk Sailor Forgets Wife Calls Coast Guard to Save Her

    What do you do with a drunken sailor? If you’re his wife maybe wait for him on dock until he realizes you are gone. Or in the case of this particular drunken sailor until he thinks you’ve fallen overboard and called the cops to report you’ve drowned. That’s what...
  • Oh My God I Hit My Dad With A Car

    21-year old Brittannie Wagner might never leave the house again without her glasses… or maybe she might if that smirk in her mugshot says more than her words did. Driving home from a night out with friends the Florida native hit a man walking down the street at 1a.m....
  • Man with “Forgive Me” tattoo gets no forgiveness from police

    Pre-emptive sorries are a great way to foster mistrust – saying the word “sorry” is meant to be an act of contrition, so throwing them out to excuse stuff that you are planning on doing… well you get the idea. Maybe 51-year-old Robert Norton Kennedy should have thought about...
  • Drunk Man Tries to Smoke Hearing Aid while Stopped by Cops

    Driving when intoxicated is a stupid thing to do. Even stupider is trying to smoke your hearing aid when cops stop you to see if you are driving when intoxicated. That’s what 53-year old David Wagner did when cops pulled him over on suspicion of driving under the influence....