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  • Super Mario Arrested For Groping A Woman

    A 34-year old man in New York has been arrested for groping a 58-year old woman. Damon Torres was at Times Square when he blocked the woman’s path and grabbed her thigh before letting her go. And, even worse, he was dressed at Super Mario while he did it....
  • Woman’s Ex-Boyfriend Charged With Breaking Into Her Home & Glueing Fridge Shut

    Up for the 2012 award for the stupidest get back at you for breaking my heart stunt is American man, Dennis Homberg. The 42-year old Pennsylvanian man is being accused by police of breaking into his ex-girlfriend’s home and super gluing her fridge shut. That’s not all this super...
  • Students Accused Of Giving Unsuspected Class Pot Brownies

    Colorado might be liberal enough to make the use of marijuana legal, but nothing condones the cooking of it in brownies and then feeding it to your unsuspecting college classmates and teacher. In fact, it’s still a major criminal offense to do so. Just as 21-year old Thomas Cunningham...
  • Butt Implant FAIL

    Been thinking about getting those butt implants to make your derriere that much more booty-licious? You might not want them after watching this video. Apparently, they can go wrong as this unnamed woman shows how one of her’s flips around backwards and she has to flip it back the...
  • Chinese Newspaper Victim of Fake News Story, Prints It As Truth

    Satirical news site, The Onion, is grinning ear to ear these days, after another newspaper took one of their fake stories and printed it as truth. This time is was Chinese Communist government run paper, The People’s Daily. The Onion, known for it’s cutting edge satirical comedy, ran a...
  • Amazon ships assault rifle instead of television

    This is Seth Horvitz of Washington D.C., proudly displaying the high caliber assault rifle that was shipped to him by mistake. Seth recently became the proud, temporary owner of a brand new Sig Sauer SIG716 semi-automatic carbine. Unfortunately for Seth, he had been planning on accepting delivery of a...
  • Teen Mom smokes Pot, Drives Away with 5-Week Old Baby On Roof Of Car

    And nominee for Bad Parent of the Year is… Catalina Clouser from Phoenix, Arizona. Nominated for driving her car with her five-week old baby on the roof. Yes, the baby fell off. The 19-year old admits she was smoking marijuana the night of the incident, which wasn’t intentional. No,...
  • One-percenter might have just had the world’s most expensive single car wreck

    The Aston Martin One-77 is one expensive car. As the name implies, there were only 77 of them made – price tag $2 million, but they tend to trade hands for a lot more than that. Now there is one less of them on the road thanks to a...
  • Kuwait celebrates Kazakhstan’s shooting gold with playing of Borat’s anthem [video]

    In case you didn’t know, Kazakhstan totally blew away the opposition in an international shooting competition in Kuwait yesterday – and in so doing played there part in creating the most awkward medal ceremony – EVER (and someone was kind enough to post it on YouTube). For whatever reason,...