food

  • Just what pet owners need; a bean diet for dogs

    So just when you thought your Great Dane couldn’t get any more flatulent, Jennifer Quasha releases an article recommending that dog owners switch their obese pets to a bean diet. Apparently, and unsurprisingly, a lot of the pets that are owned by Americans, are fat, and although the situation...
  • Deer on power line causes power outage

    Imagine the surprise of Detroit power company workers when they arrived to see what the cause of a power outage was and found a young deer on the power lines 20 feet above ground. It’s the case of the flying fawn. While the deer population in Michigan is becoming...
  • Woman Suing Chuck E. Cheese Restaurant over Illegal Gambling for Kids

    A San Diego mother is suing the restaurant chain that owns Chuck E. Cheese for $5 million because she thinks the games inside their kiddies arcades promote gambling. According to real estate agent Debbie Keller, a mother of two kids aged 3 and 5, the games are really illegal...
  • Computers that will dictate our food intake are coming!

    In a sad display of big brotherism, five San Antonio elementary schools will photograph students’ lunch trays before they sit down to eat, and later take a snapshot of the leftovers. The project, is sponsored by the US Dept. of Agriculture, and it’s supposed to help in determining the...
  • Virgins with C-Cup Breasts Sought by Tea Plantation

    An online ad looking for top heavy virgins to pick tea leaves for the Henan Gushi Xijuhua Scenic Mountain Development Co. might sound like a it’s coming directly from the mouths of chauvinistic males who want to watch as they pick. But hold off on making hasty conclusions. The...
  • Candy called “Toxic Waste” contains real lead!

    In what purists might consider an insightful move, but most other people will frown upon, Candy Dynamics, the company that manufactures this Toxic Waste gum, has included lead in the candy. This is real lead. The actual toxic kind of lead you’re not even allowed to have in your...
  • Chinese gastronomists hope to test world’s appetite for pee eggs

    Local chefs in Dongyang, Zhejiang province (in eastern China) have a two-thousand-year-old delicacy that they are hoping to take further afield: eggs boiled in the urine of little boys. If you want to try to recreate your own Dongyang urine egg experience, the recipe is really quite simple. All...
  • 40-year-old burnt meat pie is a part of the family

    You know the old saying, “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade?”  Well, when life gives you a burnt meat pie, make it a family heirloom.  That’s what 73-year-old Tony Johnson did, and now look, the thing has its own hat and everything. Back in 1972, this overcooked beyond...
  • Missing woman found safe, survived thanks to the food mom packed

    A Sherbrooke woman who went missing earlier this week has been found alive and well. Medical student Stephanie Parent was driving from her home in Sherbrooke Quebec, to Bathurst in New Brunswick, where she was supposed to begin an internship as a doctor. Apparently she was trusting her GPS for...