Something tells me that what happened to Kashka, a much loved giraffe from the Albuquerque Zoo, isn’t exactly proper protocol for animal disposal. Seems Kashka suffered a devastating and debilitating leg injury last week and had to be put down.  As is routine protocol, Kashka’s body was dismembered. What...

Scoff if you will, but the man in this picture, one Marium Varinauskas, was recently fined £600 for assaulting a female police officer with his penis. The story is that Varinauskas’ girlfriend called the cops on her boyfriend because she was none too pleased with his, surprise surprise, drunkenness. ...

Cellphones, despite all the benefits they provide (ie. safety, security, accessibility, enhanced productivity), are still a nuisance to many.  Especially anyone sitting within 10 feet of someone using a cellphone during a movie–which is why theaters kindly ask patrons to shut their cellphones off during shows. Most people adhere...

I’m not a drug dealer, never have been a drug dealer, and I don’t ever plan on being a drug dealer.  However, despite my lack of experience in the world of selling illegal drugs, I’m pretty sure that dealers prefer to be paid in real money–not Monopoly money. Actually,...

Key West, Florida: Apparently someone didn’t get the memo–it’s never a good idea to shave your private area while cruising down the highway.  Does this mean that lawmakers are going to have to amend the law to include bikini-area shaving, along with texting and cellphone use, as no-no’s while...

Whoever came up with the saying “no good deed goes unpunished” must know this poor fellow’s wife.  From the sounds of it, she definitely wears the pants in the family. Timothy Ray Sutton, 23, of Clarksville, Tennessee, was arrested and charged this past Thursday with filing a false police...

Consider this story not only an example of extreme violence and explosive rage, but also as a public service announcement, directed at all the men out there currently in a long-term relationship. Guys, never, never, ever change the channel when your woman is watching one of her shows.  The...

Well, we all understand that being ironic is not illegal (yet).  Irony in and of itself is delicious, even moreso when it pertains to your subsequent arrest. Michael Ray Ekes, 30, was nabbed in Central Florida, after police found a stolen 1998 Dodge Durango parked outside a home in...

This is straight from the “you’re doing it wrong” files. Attempting a jailbreak is a risky, yet dumb endeavor that may work in the short run, but in the end, you’ll end up back in jail anyway. Then there’s James Merrill DeVore, 28, who was arrested trying to break...