Luca Colonnese

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  • Meanwhile in Japan… Dancing Squid Is the New Deliciousness

    In yet another meanwhile in Japan moment, some Squid Odori-don is served alive, but with its head removed, before being prepared and consumed by customers. The dish consists of a freshly decapitated squid, on top of a bed of sushi rice and vegetables, some soy sauce is poured on...
  • Paging Dr.Frankenstein, code blue

    Surprising news, partly because the photo is in color, partly because there is no mention of a hunchback assistant named Igor, and partly because Dr.Richard S. Frankenstein does in fact pronounce his name as Franken-STEEN; Henry Mayo Newhall Memorial Hospital appointed Dr.Frankenstein as their chief medical officer. Incredibly, there...
  • Miracle in Montreal

    Sunday morning at around 9, the first two sections of the entrance to the last part of the Ville Marie Tunnel, in Montreal collapsed onto four lanes of highway, three of which were open to traffic. Incredibly, no-one was injured because at that very moment, there were no vehicles...
  • NASA calls BS on global warming

    Even the best of the best can’t keep a lie going on and on, a great man once told me that you could fool all the people some of the time, and you could fool some people all the time, but you couldn’t fool all the people all the...
  • Transparent battery invented!

    Researchers at Stanford University have invented a new type of battery, it holds about half the charge of a normal Lithium-Ion battery, so it’s not actually any better… …except that it’s transparent! What is the point of making a transparent battery? Simple, to make your already impossibly hard to...
  • Man survives 100MPH hit from train

    Tony Winskill, a 43 year old disabled and allegedly drunken man, driving a disability scooter was struck by a train traveling at 100MPH on Monday July 25th, in Kelvedon Essex. Incredibly, he not only survived but did so with only some minor cuts and bruises. His scooter however, was...
  • Mac fanboys get their batteries hacked

    I’d like to dedicate this article to Mac fanboys everywhere. What defines a fanboy is his or her enduring single mindedness, about whatever article, team or artist they’re fans of. You’ll never convince an Xbox fanboy that the PS3 or Wii is better, as you’ll never convince a Toronto...
  • Man lives for a month without a pulse!

    Imagine being able to run up the stairs and not feel your heart beating hard; or getting a nice startle, like for instance, when watching the television you are suddently confronted by a large spider on the wall, or the image of Justin Bieber on the screen…brrr, creepy. You...
  • Pluto shows off newly discovered moon to Hubble

    Astonomers, using the Hubble Space Telescope, have identified a new moon orbiting Pluto, which they’d previously demoted from a planet, to a “dwarf” planet for reasons known only to themselves. The new moon, whose discovery was announced on Monday, has tentatively been named P4.  It’s size is estimated between...