Luca Colonnese

Limited production music, fiction and comedy. Actually, very limited. To follow on Twitter: <a href="http://www.twitter.com/child_of_glass"> Child of Glass</a>
  • Pakistani man becomes finalist at 2012 Darwin Awards

    A Pakistani man has assured himself of being placed among the 2012 Darwin Awards finalists, after having died from smoke inhalation by burning an American flag during one of the many anti-American protests riots that have taken place recently across the middle-east. Abdullah Ismail, gathered along with approximately 9,999...
  • Why does Lindsay Lohan keep driving?

    Lindsay Lohan was arrested, again. This time she allegedly ‘touched lightly’ a pedestrian while parking her vehicle in front of a New York City hotel early this morning and since in the US lightly touching someone unintentionally with a vehicle equals major lawsuit, well, here we are… The unnamed...
  • Frenchman shot by own dog during hunting cuddle

    A Frenchman had his hand partially amputated after being shot by his own hunting dog near Saint-Michel-de-Double in southwestern France. The rifle had been left without the safety on when two of the three hunting dogs spotted, and took off towards a deer. The third dog remained near its master...
  • Unopened Montreal sushi bar ‘Fukyu’ forced to change name preemptively

    Imagine that you’re opening a business, a restaurant let’s say, and that just a few weeks before your restaurant is going live, the neighbors get wind of the name you’ll give the restaurant. Imagine that the name you’ve picked for it, is a Japanese word that represents a kata...
  • 99 days until doomsday, where will you be?

    People are odd. A few years ago, when this whole phenomenon about the Mayan calendar coming to an abrupt end began, people were panicking, the social media were filled with posts about how we would come with the impending doom and the inevitable photocopier salesman taking over our country....
  • Pizza shop owner power lifts Obama, was it staged?

    Unless you’ve spent the week-end on a deserted island with a volleyball named Wilson, you’ve doubtlessly seen the video of Scott Van Duzer giving US President Barack Obama a bear hug, power lifting him off the floor under the eye of the secret service, various body guards and the obvious...
  • Discovered: Bacteria that will climb through your sinuses, eat your brain

    Naegleria fowleri, other than sounding like the name of an obscure and sinister African made amphibious automobile, is the actual scientific name of an amoeba that lives in lukewarm water. Historically, this amoeba hasn’t been much of a problem because most water where it could thrive was too cold for...
  • Bruce Willis not suing Apple over his iTunes library

    As you might have heard over the news in the past week or so, actor Bruce Willis was deemed to have undertaken a lawsuit against Apple in order to obtain the right to leave his iTunes library to his children after his death. This now has turned out to...
  • Robotic bartender looks nothing like Teddy Wilson, delivers drinks on demand

    Who said that robots need to absolutely look human? Check this one out. Not only does it have the best use ever for a robot, but it looks nothing like a human being, in fact it doesn’t even resemble a humanoid. However, it will get you drunk. The Inebriator,...