• Woman stabs significant other in head, arms for cheating… in Monopoly

    “I saw you on my Boardwalk. Give me my rent you damn cheater.” In my head that’s one of the things 60-year old Laura Chavez yelled at her boyfriend Clyde “Butch” Smith, just before repeatedly stabbing him during a heated Monopoly game. Chavez did some damage. While in hospital,...
  • Convenience store robber fails to notice cop standing behind him [Fail]

    Some people really suck at crime and Stephen Daniel is one of those people – as you can see from this security tape from a convenience store in Snelville, Georgia. According to the arresting officer, who was standing directly behind Daniel in the queue, the store manager found the...
  • Wife tried to cut off husband’s head with chainsaw [allegedly]

    “You tried to cut my head off. You’re going to jail.” That’s what cops heard when they arrived at a domestic violence call in Washington. And apparently that’s what happened. As 36-year old man, the husband, was sleeping when he was awoken by the sound of a chain saw....
  • Flight aborted after taped window fails

    Yes, you’ve read that right, an Irish airline called RyanAir was forced to abort a flight from Essex to a place called Latvia, because the cockpit window, also known as a windshield or windscreen, was a botched-up repair, apparently, with tape. The IAA reports that the tape was used...
  • Shawn Weimer

    Drunk man uses nine-year-old as designated driver

    These stories seem to pop up more often than you’d think, or hope: A man in Chicago, obviously drunk, entered a gas station with his nine-year-old daughter, who can be seen chewing on a candy apple in the surveillance video.  He then proceeded to brag about how good his...
  • Man feared eaten by cannibals while yachting around the world

    It’s the stuff horror movies are made of. A German economist, traveling around the world in a yacht, maybe the victim of cannibals on the remote French Polynesian island of Nuku Hiva in the Marquesas. When I say victim I unfortunately mean feast. Stefan Ramin, 40, was taking the...
  • Another apocalypse scheduled for Thursday, yes, this Thursday

    Some of You might recall Harold Camping, the cuckoo the Biblical Genius who spent most of his life studying the Bible, and who predicted that there would be a Rapture back on May 21st. Harold of course was wrong about it since we’re all still here. Not contempt with his...
  • Vietnamese woman ages 50 years in days

    When it comes to medical mysteries the story of Ngyeun Thi Phuong’s rapid aging is up at the top of them. At 21, she looked like a Vietnamese princess on her wedding day. Now 5 years later she’s only 26 but her body has aged 50 years. And it...
  • Three-year old pulls gun on cops after police find stolen car

    Here’s how you ruin a child – or rather introduce your toddler to a life a crime. Step 1: steal a car Step 2: drive your toddler around in it Step 3: when cops chase you leave your child in car and run Step 4: make sure toddler has...