• Thief breaks into SUV, steals woman’s teeth

    For the past few weeks, residents of Bridgeville, Pennsylvania, have been victims of a series of car break-ins. One or more thieves are smashing the windows of vehicles to grab the goods they want. It seems they’re not too picky about what they take. Kathy Saunoras had the window...
  • Relationship hitman with dump your partner for you

    Meet John Kiekbusch. He’s suave, a marketing executive from the United Kingdom and he’s a professional relationship hitman. For a price, he will go in and tell your significant other that this just ain’t working anymore.  Yes, he is the relationship hitman. The one who kills the love when...
  • Man proposed with flash mob in Central Park with Bruno Mars song

    It was a chilly New York night when British native Peter O’Donnell asked his girlfriend, Siobhan Byrne, to go for a walk in Central Park. The 31-year old told his sweetie, five years his junior, he wanted to see the John Lennon monument. Little did she know Petey boy...
  • Banner Placement Fail

    Posting a banner promoting your newspaper’s dream holiday contest above a shot of one of the worst cruise ship accidents in a long, long time is a really, really stupid idea. Hopefully the good folks working at the Belfast Telegraph have learned something from this experience. Thanks Shane!...
  • Woman offers sexual favors in exchange for chicken McNuggets

    A woman in the United States is up on misdemeanor solicitation charges for offering sexual favors to patrons at a McDonald’s Drive-Thru in exchange for some chicken McNuggets. Sources say 31-year old Khadijah Baseer, was going up to cars at a McDonald’s location in LosAngeles. She’d open the door...
  • Eau de Tom Cruise for sale on eBay

    Bordering on the insane, eBay user lowgonjay has put up for sale some bottled water, claimed to be from a pool in which “the” Tom Cruise, along with his current wife Katie Holmes (I preferred Nicole Kidman), and daughter Suri allegedly would have bathed on July 16th 2011. Not...
  • Dirty floors? Make your baby a mop with the Baby Mop

    Are you tired of always having really dirty floors? Does it stress you out that your baby is crawling through this mud? Solve two problems with one easy solution – the Baby Mop. The one piece suit keeps your sweet child warm while putting them to work as they...
  • French children’s clothing advert photo, features a nude man photobomb

    French clothing company La Redoute has apologized on its facebook page for publishing a campaign photo featuring some children frolicking at the beach, and a nude man, frolicking in the background. The photo has been removed from the website, but like potentially everything on the web, it has gone viral...
  • Domino’s Japan working on first pizza restaurant on moon

    It seems like space had a bit of a resurgance in popularity in 2011. Marketing companies started using the vast beyond in advertising again. Richard Bronson worked tirelessly on his Virgin Galactic endeavor, moving the first commercial space crafts to New Mexico. And the Japanese branch of Domino’s Pizza...