• Paging Dr.Frankenstein, code blue

    Surprising news, partly because the photo is in color, partly because there is no mention of a hunchback assistant named Igor, and partly because Dr.Richard S. Frankenstein does in fact pronounce his name as Franken-STEEN; Henry Mayo Newhall Memorial Hospital appointed Dr.Frankenstein as their chief medical officer. Incredibly, there...
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    FAIL: Police break car window to free a trapped baby doll

    Meet Sam, a doll in the likeness of an infant, so realistic that it has anatomically-correct veins and encourages shenanigans by concerned police and passerby. Sam’s five-year-old mom Chanel left the doll on the floor of Grandma Victoria Cristofis’ car, to which police were alerted and eventually arrived to...
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    Peanut butter burglar leaves no crusts, tosses cookies in bed, jams the dog

    Imagine returning to your home in Seattle to find the floors, furniture, and household dog coated in peanut butter and jelly.  Imagine finding that somebody has mysteriously vomited in your daughter’s bed.  Then, adding insult to injury, your home has been burglarized – but all that is missing is...
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    Women sue Greyhound for witnessing decapitation

    There’s a lot of reasons why I don’t ride Greyhound buses, but now I have a few more. In 2008, Tim McLean was stabbed to death, decapitated, and subsequently cannibalized on a Greyhound bus in Manitoba by Vince Li, a man who has since been judged not criminally responsible...
  • The Apple Store Challenge [Video]

    New York comedian Mark Malkoff has been up to his old tricks – this time he has taken his show into Apple Stores. In the Apple Store Challenge, Malkoff goes into Apple Stores armed only with a camera, a few props and some tasteless but funny antics. According to...
  • Angry man takes the no-return policy to a new level

    Some people take their disputes to the courts. Others take it into their own hands and sometimes using those hands to drive their “lemon” of a used car into other cars on the lot. That’s what 42-year old Davis Cross did with the van he bought from Portsmouth Used...
  • Man survives 100MPH hit from train

    Tony Winskill, a 43 year old disabled and allegedly drunken man, driving a disability scooter was struck by a train traveling at 100MPH on Monday July 25th, in Kelvedon Essex. Incredibly, he not only survived but did so with only some minor cuts and bruises. His scooter however, was...
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    Once you go horse, you’ll do it again

    On one hand, Nathan Johnson could be called an animal lover.  Police prefer to call it animal cruelty.  Either way, Johnson is a multiple offender. The 28-year-old was arrested on July 18th after being reported for having ‘improper relations’ with a horse in Paducah, Kentucky.  But this isn’t the...
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    Quit your job like a boss: Taco Bell employee goes out in style

    A Taco Bell employee in Buffalo, NY decided enough was enough when he worked twenty-two days in a row and was denied a day off on Independence Day.  Clearly retaining his patriotic vitriol, said employee resigned – but not before getting a last-word in with Buffalo residents. It’s not...