Random Absurdity

An Ontario woman was more than a little surprised to be woken from her sleep by the sound of her door being broken into. It was the police and they broke into Mary Brown’s apartment in fears there was a woman being hurt, however, the cries they were hearing...

April Fools, what a trickster you are.  But sometimes those tricks aren’t so harmless. Eighteen year old Tori Wheeler is in jail after she stabbed her boyfriend (allegedly) with a knife and bit him twice thanks to his not liking her April Fools joke of choice. You see Wheeler...

You’ve heard of people getting their favorite singers tattooed on their bodies, favorite sports teams too,  but a favorite online movie subscription company? This might be the first. American man Myron Robinson, known as @TheRealMyron on Twitter, loves his Netflix subscription so much he got the name of the...

There are indeed some things you never do in a hotel and this would be one of them. An unnamed man, naked in all his birth glory, decided it would be a good idea to leave his dirty room service tray outside his hotel room. Great idea to get...

David S. Kime Jr. was a very loyal customer to the Burger King chain, so much so that his family decided to make the Manchester Township location in Pennsylvania a pit stop during the war vet’s funeral procession. “He liked his Whopper Jrs.,” said store manager Margaret Hess. “”It’s...

A Brazilian woman that wanted to get rid of her husband to receive his life insurance indemnity and pension, has been accused and found guilty of attempted murder after she injected her vagina with rat poison then begged her husband to perform oral sex on her in order to...

Alex Evans, a 7 year old second grade student at the Mary Blair Elementary School in Colorado was suspended for pretending to throw a grenade into a box and making explosion sounds with his mouth. He called the game “Rescue the world.” This occurs only a few weeks after...

Tim Horton’s is a pretty big thing in Canada, even the States now. Known for it’s coffee, donuts and other goodies it’s a staple for most Canadians with line-ups for the drive thru sometimes affecting traffic in the streets. But they rarely run out of coffee or donuts so...

Please store this in the ‘I’ve been kicking myself since I’ve read it for not thinking of it myself’ drawer of your mind. An unnamed man from the United States that worked as a programmer at a normal 9-5 office job was fired after having been found to subcontract...