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  • Wife Cutting Off Penis Best Thing To Happen To John Wayne Bobbitt, So He Says

    “Being famous for my penis has given me opportunities I could not have ever imagined.”John Wayne Bobbitt told media 20-years after his then wife cut off his member for alleged domestic abuse and cheating. Bobbitt’s wife, Lorena, had severed his penis while he slept and threw it in a...
  • Mom Pretends To Be Teen Daughter To Take Exam, Fails

    Being told you look like your daughter’s sister is a huge compliment for any mother. But trying to pretend you are her so you can take her exam for you is just plain stupid. The Thing is no matter how young you look, you still aren’t a teenager anymore....
  • Man’s Sues Doctor For His 8-Month Erection, Loses

    An American man has lost his lawsuit against the doctor who gave him a penile implant and he’s not happy about it. Truck driver Daniel Metzgar, 44, of Newark, Delaware, was suing urologist Thomas Desperito on the basis of negligence. You see, Dr. Desperito gave Metzgar a penile implant....
  • Porn Stars As Guest Speakers A Good Thing Says Headmaster

    A high-end British school’s headmaster (principal) says he’s all for bringing in porn stars as guest speakers for students in his school. Mark Slater is the headmaster for the historical and academically acclaimed educational institution The Leys in Cambridge. He feels that with the onslaught of pornography students can...
  • Cops Charged With Leaking Info To Hells Angles Thanks to Poop On A Sandwich

    Alex Theirren, 37, is up on multiple counts of leaking classified police information to the organized crime motorcycle group, the Hells Angels, and it’s all because of a sandwich filled with crap, literally. It all started when two officers pulled over another, presumably off duty, for speeding on his...
  • Man Stabs Brother Because He Spilt His Beer

    And now in the world of useless crimes thanks to a need for anger management training… A 49-year old man in Florida is under arrest after stabbing his brother in the gut because he knocked over his beer. Police reports say Randy Zipperer was at home and upset because...
  • Eye Ball Licking New Fetish Causing Pink Eye

    Oh youth today. If you think sexting among junior high students is the only thing young lovers and would be lovers are getting up to think again. Eyeball licking is a hugely popular fetish in Japan and is now gaining popularity around the world, thanks to the Internet. But...
  • Murder Suspect Butt-Dialed Police Before Crime

    And in the world of Dumb Criminals… A man in Florida is accused of murder or coordinating the murder after he alerted police to the potential crime by butt-dialing 911. As the story goes,  Simon Scott got into a fight with another man in a Waffle House house parking...
  • Banker Falls Asleep & Accidentally Tranfers 300 Million Dollars

    There are some jobs where you know falling asleep on duty is a very dangerous thing. Taxi drivers should never fall asleep on the job nor should school bus drivers or police officers on a chase. However, it would seem relatively harmless for a banker to fall asleep for...