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  • Man calls 911 because his iPhone won’t work

    We all get a bit upset when our cell phone won’t work but it is never wise to call the 911 dispatch for your problem. Yes, someone will listen to your complaints until they get your address but they won’t be able to fix your phone and it’s a...
  • Women texts from wedding altar

    Weddings are magical. For the bride especially, your wedding day is the biggest day of your life. So of course you have to text about it. Even if you’re at the altar. You can still be classy as you pull your celly from the bodice of your dress. Paying...
  • Police capture 19 criminals with fake promise of free beer

    Operation Rocky might be the smartest police operation in the history of modern police. At least it was cost effective and proved that some criminals are indeed dumb. Nineteen wanted criminals were arrested after police tricked them into going to a designated place for a free case of beer...
  • Man breaks in house, puts up Christmas decorations

    Coming home to find a stranger sitting on your couch can be frightening, but coming home to find a stranger has lit some candles and put up Christmas decorations is unnerving… and bizarre. Terry Trent of Vandalia, Ohio has found himself on the wrong side of the law for...
  • Door-to-door flashing enthusiast knocks on wrong door

    In the land of the stupid criminal… A 22-year old man has been arrested after a night of door-to-door flashing came to an abrupt end at the door of an interim police chief. Brody Hall, knocked on the wrong door that fateful morning at 6:15 a.m. He pounded away...
  • Convenience store robber fails to notice cop standing behind him [Fail]

    Some people really suck at crime and Stephen Daniel is one of those people – as you can see from this security tape from a convenience store in Snelville, Georgia. According to the arresting officer, who was standing directly behind Daniel in the queue, the store manager found the...
  • Man calls 911 to get money back from prostitutes FAIL

    A 26-year old Kansas City man has learned the hard way if you’re making an illegal business transaction you don’t call the cops to complain. Ahmad Hasnain called 911 to report being robbed by two female escorts he hired through on online service, only to later retract his story...
  • Man tells judge his profession is criminal [FAIL]

    In the world of the stupid criminal… A Florida man made his ruling a clear case of “guilty” when the judge asked him what his job title was and he told the truth – criminal. It was the first time in 22-years that U.S. District Judge William Dimitrouleas heard...
  • Drunk woman refused bikini wax, assaults salon staff with towel BUSTED

    Having a couple of glasses of wine before getting a bikini wax is a common aesthetic secret among women. Getting loaded before one isn’t and can result in short tempers and police arrests. That’s how it played out for a 39-year old Iowa woman. Anna Bacon-Silveira threw a couple...