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  • Murder Suspect Butt-Dialed Police Before Crime

    And in the world of Dumb Criminals… A man in Florida is accused of murder or coordinating the murder after he alerted police to the potential crime by butt-dialing 911. As the story goes,  Simon Scott got into a fight with another man in a Waffle House house parking...
  • Teen Drinks Bottle Of Soya Sauce, Nearly Dies

    A new study in the Journal of Emergency Medicine, says that a teen who drank a quarter quart of soya sauce as part of a fraternity initiation prank in 2011 is the first person to have survived having that much sodium in their blood stream without suffering severe brain...
  • Fathers Fistfight On Father’s Day

    Ahhhhh… Father’s Day. BBQ’s, golf and fight fights? Perhaps not the perfect recipe for all, but for two father’s in London, Ontario this is what Father’s Day became after they got into a heated argument at their daughter’s soccer game. It’s not clear if the girls play on the...
  • Businessman Stores Body Parts In Warehouse, Dogs Help Him Get Caught

    Shortcuts in business don’t always work. And for one businessman in Poland, it could cost him 12 years in jail. According to Polish television, the unnamed businessman worked for or owned a company who’s job was to dispose of medical waste. With contracts for approximately 300 medical facilities they...
  • Man Looses Life Savings At Carnival Game Trying To Win XBox Kinetic

    Think gambling addiction happens only at the casino? Think again. A New Hampshire man has lost his life savings trying to win an XBox Kinetic playing Tubs of Fun at a local fair. “You’re expecting the kids to win a few things, let the kids have a good time,” Gribbohm told...
  • Bassist’s Craigslist Ad Could Be Funniest Ever, Goes Viral

    Thanks to The Daily Swarm for sharing this Craigslist ad from a bassist looking for work. It’s an ad that any aspiring and professional musician, actor, writer, painter, artist of anytime can appreciate, mostly for it’s arrogance, demands and well blatant egotism. It reads: Bass Player Available NOW (Nashville...
  • Woman Pretends To Be Pregnant Teen, Goes To School, Assaults Principal

    Usually, when people finish high school they leave for good and continue with the rest of their lives. Not Diana Steely. The 28-year old woman enrolled in the second semester of high school, in the Young Mom’s program at Eastdale Secondary School in Welland, Ontario (Canada.) Using the pseudonym...
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    Woman Steals Train, Crashes It Into House

    Now, stealing cars, truck and motorcycles are pretty common occurrences but stealing a train? That’s not something you hear about everyday. A 20-year old woman, who works as a cleaner in Stockholm, Sweden, did just that. Stole keys to a train, then drove it at a high speed to...
  • Skater Bends Post With Groin

    And now for your OMG that is so painful moment. While attempting to do a rail, this unknown skater fails and literally bends the rail when he falls on it with his groin. Poor guy. Super painful.  Perhaps skateboarding should be a jock-wearing sport from now on. Warning: those...