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There’s a turtle on the loose and his owner wants him back… but he’s not that upset about the turtle’s disappearance, even though he’s known him the whole 70 years of both of their lives. “You can’t get close to a turtle,” Ed Schloeman told Buzzfeed. Scholeman inherited Willie...
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Life sometimes imitates art… or in this case the housewife aimed erotica of the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. An employee at Fantastic Kids Toys in New York claims she was fired after trying to end a relationship with her boss that was very much along the rough and...
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A 34-year old man in New York has been arrested for groping a 58-year old woman. Damon Torres was at Times Square when he blocked the woman’s path and grabbed her thigh before letting her go. And, even worse, he was dressed at Super Mario while he did it....
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Think snuggling always leads to sexual intercourse? It doesn’t if you’re paying “professional cuddler” Jackie Samuel $60 and hour for the up close and personal encounter. She’s an expert and “Cuddle Sutra” and master of 100 non-sexual forms of snuggling which Samuel says is extremely beneficial to our health:...
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Lindsay Lohan was arrested, again. This time she allegedly ‘touched lightly’ a pedestrian while parking her vehicle in front of a New York City hotel early this morning and since in the US lightly touching someone unintentionally with a vehicle equals major lawsuit, well, here we are… The unnamed...
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Martin Kessman is big, and he has every right to be. But at 290 pounds, he reportedly cannot fit into a booth at his local White Castle fast-food restaurant. So he’s suing them to make the booths bigger and for ‘unspecified damages.’ Two and a half years earlier, Kessman...
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Sean Schmidt got unlucky twice in one day: Standing up through his car sunroof on Interstate 190 in Buffalo, New York, police soon spotted the joyrider and flagged him to pull over. At this point, Schmidt panicked and tossed his weed out the window. Anybody who has seen more...
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Lap dancing isn’t art. So rules a New York state court in a tax dispute. Why have they made such a ruling? Because the owners of an “adult juice bar” called Nite Moves are trying to get out of paying $125,000 of back taxes from 2005. Nite Moves in...
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Three billion can’t be wrong. Unless of course they are the 3 billion US stamps printed with the wrong picture of the Statute of Liberty. The stamps were supposed to feature New York’s most famous lady, however, the US Postal Service accidentally used a picture of the Statute of...
Think snuggling always leads to sexual intercourse? It doesn’t if you’re paying “professional cuddler” Jackie Samuel $60 and hour for the up close and personal encounter. She’s an expert and “Cuddle Sutra” and master of 100 non-sexual forms of snuggling which Samuel says is extremely beneficial to our health:...
Lindsay Lohan was arrested, again. This time she allegedly ‘touched lightly’ a pedestrian while parking her vehicle in front of a New York City hotel early this morning and since in the US lightly touching someone unintentionally with a vehicle equals major lawsuit, well, here we are… The unnamed...
Martin Kessman is big, and he has every right to be. But at 290 pounds, he reportedly cannot fit into a booth at his local White Castle fast-food restaurant. So he’s suing them to make the booths bigger and for ‘unspecified damages.’ Two and a half years earlier, Kessman...
Sean Schmidt got unlucky twice in one day: Standing up through his car sunroof on Interstate 190 in Buffalo, New York, police soon spotted the joyrider and flagged him to pull over. At this point, Schmidt panicked and tossed his weed out the window. Anybody who has seen more...
Three billion can’t be wrong. Unless of course they are the 3 billion US stamps printed with the wrong picture of the Statute of Liberty. The stamps were supposed to feature New York’s most famous lady, however, the US Postal Service accidentally used a picture of the Statute of...