#US

  • New memory stick doubles as sex toy

    Because they some how think we need this… Designers for Crave in San Francisco have created a USB stick drive that doubles as a vibrator for women. Now you can store your PowerPoint presentation on the thing that gives you pleasure. It’s a waterproof, 16GB device that’s sleek and...
  • Man tells judge his profession is criminal [FAIL]

    In the world of the stupid criminal… A Florida man made his ruling a clear case of “guilty” when the judge asked him what his job title was and he told the truth – criminal. It was the first time in 22-years that U.S. District Judge William Dimitrouleas heard...
  • Drunk woman refused bikini wax, assaults salon staff with towel BUSTED

    Having a couple of glasses of wine before getting a bikini wax is a common aesthetic secret among women. Getting loaded before one isn’t and can result in short tempers and police arrests. That’s how it played out for a 39-year old Iowa woman. Anna Bacon-Silveira threw a couple...
  • 12-year old shows cops how to do their job

    When Jessica Maple’s mom sent her to the Fulton County District Attorney’s Office crime fighting summer program, she probably thought it’d be a good thing to keep her kid out of trouble. But I bet, like any 12-year old, Jessica was hoping to use what she learned to solve...
  • US driver tries to use feet to stop truck, Flintstone style FAIL

    Oh gosh darn it! Dem brakes o’ mine don’ work. I gotta try ta use ma feet again. Perhaps this was the train of thought that inspires a 24-year old American man to try and stop his truck with his feet a la Fred Flintstone style when his brakes...
  • Justin Beiber gets his way in Texas

    So what happens when an 11-year old girl wins the right to be mayor for a day.? She renames a street Justin Beiber way. Caroline Gonzalez took no time deciding her hometown of Forney, Texas needed an ever standing tribute to her favorite singer. “I really like Justin Beiber,”...
  • Woman burns feet on sidewalk, suffers 2nd degree burns

    While most of Eastern Canada is dealing with ridiculously cold temperatures this summer, the heat wave in Texas is so severe one woman suffered second degree burns on her feet even though she was wearing leather sandals. Rebecca Friensen decided the scorching 108f temperature (about 42celcius) wouldn’t keep her...
  • Angry man takes the no-return policy to a new level

    Some people take their disputes to the courts. Others take it into their own hands and sometimes using those hands to drive their “lemon” of a used car into other cars on the lot. That’s what 42-year old Davis Cross did with the van he bought from Portsmouth Used...
  • Man arrested for posting fake sex ads for his ex, BUSTED

    Want to get back at your ex? Posting a fake sex ad online might seem like a good idea at the time but will have it’s consequences. American Jason Eric Leonard has learned the hard way, posting ads for sex on behalf of your unknowing ex-girlfriend will get you...