#US

  • New Species Of Dinosaur Named After US President

    America’s first African American president is being immortalized once again, this time in the shape of a small insect eating dinosaur, now named the Obamadon Gracilis. Researchers at Yale University decided to name the dinosaur with lots of teeth after the 44th President of the United States, Barrack Obama, because...
  • Students Accused Of Giving Unsuspected Class Pot Brownies

    Colorado might be liberal enough to make the use of marijuana legal, but nothing condones the cooking of it in brownies and then feeding it to your unsuspecting college classmates and teacher. In fact, it’s still a major criminal offense to do so. Just as 21-year old Thomas Cunningham...
  • Snuggery

    Professional Cuddler Makes People Happy One Snuggle At A Time

    Think snuggling always leads to sexual intercourse? It doesn’t if you’re paying “professional cuddler” Jackie Samuel $60 and hour for the up close and personal encounter. She’s an expert and “Cuddle Sutra” and master of 100 non-sexual forms of snuggling which Samuel says is extremely beneficial to our health:...
  • Man Gets Intimate With A Donkey, Calls Laws Against It Backward

    Looking at the smiling mug shot of 31-year old Carlos Romero you might think he’s a nice looking young man. And who’s to say he isn’t nice. One thing the picture won’t tell you is he likes having sex with horses and donkeys. It also won’t tell you that...
  • Driving On Sidewalk

    Woman Ordered To Wear “Idiot” Sign For Driving On Sidewalk

    This is perhaps one of the best rulings to ever come out of traffic court. A 32-year old woman in Ohio (US) has been ordered to wear a sign that says,”Only an idiot drives on the sidewalk to avoid stopping for a school bus” on the corner of a...
  • Kids Art Work Inspired By Donald Trump – The Intuitive Nature Of Innocence

    Kids are ridiculously intuitive. Anyone who thinks they don’t get it needs to spend a little more time with the innocent youth of our species. With eyes unclouded by experience they pretty much call it as it is. For example, my friend is a teacher in the States and...
  • California Woman Breast Feeds Dog

    A 44-year old American mother of two children says she breastfeeds her dog because she can and it makes her feel like a better mom. I say, “WTF?????” According to an article published in a UK magazine, Terri Graham says she was pretty much devastated when she couldn’t breast...
  • Man Found Dead In Steamer At Fish Factory

    These days it’s sad times around the Bumble Bee Foods factory, where an employee was found dead after being “cooked” in a steamer. Jose Melena, 62, worked at the seafood canning factory for six years. His body was found by co-workers inside one of the ovens. There is still...
  • Crosswalk Vigilante Getting It Done in Pittsburgh

    Is it a bird? A plane? Wait, no… it’s The Crosswalk Vigilante. Tired of seeing dangerous intersection in his or her hometown of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, the unnamed doer of good has been painting crosswalks before city crews can get there all because the people asked. And the hero of...