Luca Colonnese

Limited production music, fiction and comedy. Actually, very limited. To follow on Twitter: <a href="http://www.twitter.com/child_of_glass"> Child of Glass</a>
  • After iPod, Hugo Boss and Ferrari knockoffs, China brings us fake bank

    This is a story that could only happen in China, where with the slight opening of the communist laws, come also slight openings in common sense and huge openings in shady entrepreneurship. Imagine a 41-year old Chinese rice merchant named Lin Chunping, who decided he wanted to raise his...
  • Swedish leftist party wants men to sit down to pee

    Viggo Hansen, a substitute member of the council and author of the motion that would eventually force Swedish men to pee sitting down, claims that the custom is more hygienic, preventing bathroom users from having to navigate around golden puddles of urine on their way to the toilet. The...
  • Burger King now offering bacon ice cream across USA

    Burger King USA has introduced on its menu a nightmarishly delightful flavour of ice cream: Bacon. The offering, that is now available at over 7500 Burger King restaurants across the United States, contains a whopping 510 calories, 18 grams of fat and 61 grams of sugar. Americans, with their ever...
  • Police/Paramedics forget injured accident victim in highway center divider

    Around 1am on Sunday morning a driver lost control of his vehicle on highway 15 near Montreal, striking another vehicle, then the security barrier and ending up in the center lane. Police and paramedics arrived on the scene and found the driver injured and possibly drunk, he refused to...
  • Devils’ coach Pete DeBoer is a little devil!

    Porn star Taylor Stevens had been sitting behind the New Jersey Devils’ bench for the last playoff game in Los Angeles, supposedly in an attempt to distract the players into losing. But Devils’ coach Pete DeBoer considers her a good luck charm, he is even offering to buy her...
  • Vampire skeletons found in Bulgaria

    Two skeletons, with metal spears embedded in their thoracic cage have been unearthed near the city of Sozopol, by the Black Sea in Bulgaria. The medieval skeletons, nailed to the bottom of their caskets, are believed to be of potential vampires. Back in those days it was customary in...
  • Trololoman Eduard Khil dies at 77

    Eduard Khil, who became famous worldwide thanks to his Trololo song, has sadly passed away at the age of 77. Mr. Khil had a stroke in late May and had been in hospital since then. Khil had been performing up to very recently, and was also known in America...
  • After Panda, Banana is also arrested at Quebec protest

    I never thought I’d say this out loud, much less write about it but; Quebec city police have arrested a banana mascot that was protesting against what many people consider to be repressive new laws adopted by Prime Minister Jean Charest’s Quebec Liberals two weeks ago. Eerily, the banana...
  • Human foot sent to Canadian Conservative Party headquarters in Ottawa

    After the discovery earlier today, in the Cote des Neiges Montreal district, of a human torso that had been dissimulated in a luggage and abandoned next to a dumpster, now arrives a news report from the Ottawa Citizen that a human foot has been received by the Conservative Party...