Luca Colonnese

Limited production music, fiction and comedy. Actually, very limited. To follow on Twitter: <a href="http://www.twitter.com/child_of_glass"> Child of Glass</a>
  • On time for Valentine’s Day; Girl falls dead after first kiss

    Jemma Benjamin, pictured here, was just 18 when she got her first kiss from fellow student Daniel Ross. Sadly, moments later she started frothing at the mouth, her eyelids drooped and she expired. I’m not sure this was the desired effect Mr.Ross was expecting but I can imagine it...
  • Surrey Storm Surge ride declared haunted, has been relocated.

    I can imagine the board meeting from here; -“We’d like a budget to move the Storm Surge ride mr.President”. -“Why might I ask?” -“Well, sir, we think it’s haunted because it’s built on a burial ground so we reckon that moving it will stop the haunting.” Employees at the...
  • Trucker uses overpass to clear snow off roof of his truck

    I live in Quebec, basically, we are north of almost everything American. Here, we know about snow, we have ice bridges that take you from one shore to the other over a frozen lake or river, we routinely get 6 inches of snow and it gets very cold. Just last...
  • Brits to use Crematorium to heat public swimming pool!

    We’ve always thought that the Swedes were a strange people, they make the oddest cars under the form of Saabs and Volvos, and their ladies fly around the room, singing atop of their lungs while wearing horned caps, and showing massive cleavages. Lately however, they’ve become even stranger when...
  • Anapka, the para-sailing donkey, dies of heart failure.

    Last July, in what became possibly the worst publicity stunt in advertising history, a Russian para-sailing company, strapped Anapka, a 39 year old female donkey to a parachute, and forced it to sail over a southern Russia beach. Onlookers soon posted videos of the terrified wailing donkey on Youtube...
  • The Moon is shrinking!

    The Moon; Humans will always be fascinated by it. Cavemen likely looked up at it and wondered if they could unhook it from the sky. We’ve written books about it, poems were recited, Duran Duran wrote a song about it being new, on a Monday. We’ve had paintings, documentaries, men...
  • Water propelled jet-pack coming in March!

    So, like most men,  you’re going through your midlife crisis, and you’re looking at a sports-bike, a mistress or maybe an Ariel Atom. The problem with all that is that if you’re like me, a middle aged man with less and less hair and more and more belly, you’d...
  • Man survives 1000-foot fall from mountain

    Thirty-six-year-old Adam Potter went “down” to the 3589-foot summit of Sgurr Choinnich Mor. Somewhere near the top things went catastrophically wrong; Potter lost his footing and fell… and fell… and fell… In his own words: I tried to slow myself down on the ice and snow. I was jabbing my...
  • Bio-engineer develops a Petri Arcade

    We already thought that Flash games were cool, imagine how we’d feel about petri dish games. This is exactly what Ingmar Riedel-Kruse had in mind when he developed Ciliaball and Pac-mecium, two games that are playable by interacting with real live microbes, using microscopic cameras and a special microscopic...