• California Woman Breast Feeds Dog

    A 44-year old American mother of two children says she breastfeeds her dog because she can and it makes her feel like a better mom. I say, “WTF?????” According to an article published in a UK magazine, Terri Graham says she was pretty much devastated when she couldn’t breast...
  • Russian Truck Driver Gets Thrown From Window, Survives Crash

    This is insane and makes me believe in the powers of a higher being. A Russian truck driver lost control of his vehicle and the whole front of it was smashed. He flew out the front window and held on for dear life, then walked away from the wreck....
  • Teen Has Stomach Removed After Drinking Cocktail With Liquid Nitrogen

    Next time you are tempted to order the latest craze in luxury cocktails, make sure you ask about the ingredients, all the ingredients. And if there’s liquid nitrogen in it you might want to go for something else. An 18-year old girl in Lancashire, England had her stomach removed...
  • Looking At Pictures of Cute Animals Increases Productivity

    You at work. You’ve check the time on your computer screen every two minutes for the last 10 and glanced at the clock on the wall twice. Staring at your computer screen you realize there’s still two hours left in your day but you can’t get a damn thing...
  • Woman Finds Out She Married Her Father 6-Years After His Death

    In something that sounds like it came straight from the scripts of soap operas and movies, a 60-year old woman in Ohio found out her late husband was actually her father. This news came to her six years after his death and she’s been in therapy to deal with...
  • Boyfriend’s birthday stunt of mailing himself to his girlfriend nearly kills him

    Hopeless romanticism or not, this has to be one of the stupidest birthday surprise ideas on record.  And for any of you guys out there looking for ways to impress your girlfriend on her birthday, flowers are a nice idea, or dinner and tickets to a show.  Packing yourself...
  • Amazon ships assault rifle instead of television

    This is Seth Horvitz of Washington D.C., proudly displaying the high caliber assault rifle that was shipped to him by mistake. Seth recently became the proud, temporary owner of a brand new Sig Sauer SIG716 semi-automatic carbine. Unfortunately for Seth, he had been planning on accepting delivery of a...
  • Kissinger device promises to make long distance relationships easier

    And make you look like a complete tool. Seriously, a few months ago there was an episode of The Big Bang Theory where two of the (male) characters designed a USB kissing attachment to practice kissing onto their computers (or amongst each other via the Internet.) That was funny...
  • Sorel-Tracy, Quebec man has pool stolen from backyard

    It is said that thiefs don’t sleep, and it’s doubly obvious in the case of mr. Gyslain Talbot from Sorel-Tracy, a city near Montreal, Quebec. He had installed an above ground pool in his backyard over the week-end and finally got to swim in it Sunday afternoon and in...