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  • 1-Year Old Soccer Star Gets Drafted

    Dreams can come true… even if your 1 and you don’t even know what they are yet. Dutch toddler, Baerke van der Mey, has landed a 10-year “professional” contract with the VVV Venlo soccer club. According to Radio Netherlands the move came after a YouTube video of the 1-year...
  • Honours Student Pistol-Whips Mom to get Sports Car

    Oh, the teen years. Filled with angst, anger and unreasonable demands. Not yet an adult, you still must abide by the rules of your parents, unless of course you’ve got a gun to pistol-whip them into shape. That’s what 17-year old Rachel Hachero of Fort Myers, Florida, is accused...
  • 3-Year Old Treated for Alcoholism in England

    In the world of disgusting parenting, a 3-year old in Britain is being treated for alcoholism. Not alcohol poisoning… alcoholism. Yes, you read right. Sadly at that. According to reports the toddler was regularly given alcohol and thus became addicted to the drug, which is one of the world’s...
  • Homeless Man Reunites with Daughter Thanks to Twitter

    Twitter’s logo might soon be “micro-blog your way to finding your long lost family” after a homeless man in New York City did just that. Daniel Morales, 58, was given a pre-paid cell phone to set up a Twitter account as part of the Unheard in New York project,...
  • For Sale: Car with the number 23 on everything.

    Attention all you soccer fans, or is that football fans?  Apparently the english soccer god otherwise known as David Beckham has decided its time to move on. That means of course, its time to get rid of the 2 year-old $100, 000 matte black Porsche 911 Convertible Turbo. The superstar’s supercar had...
  • Man wants mother out of his grave

    A Dutchman has reportedly said that he wants his mother out of his grave if he dies before 2015. The man, aged in his 50’s is reported to have purchased burial plots for himself and his father. When his mother died, she was laid to rest by her late...
  • Ex-husband Lives Up To Bumper Sticker On Wife’s Car

    An Australian man and his wife were each asked to pay $500 in court costs after trying and failing to get a Family Court order to force his wife to remove a bumper sticker that he considered offensive. The sticker read: “Men are idiots. I divorced their king!” The...
  • Man Performs Birdshot Vasectomy On Daughter’s Boyfriend

    Santa Rosa County, Florida: A 29-year-old has been released from hospital after being shot in the groin by his girlfriend’s father. PNJ.com reports that deputies were already dispatched to deal with a noise complaint on Lost Bottoms Lane in Navarre at 12:51 a.m., when they heard what sounded like...
  • Man Filed False Robbery Report to Hide Act of Charity

    Whoever came up with the saying “no good deed goes unpunished” must know this poor fellow’s wife.  From the sounds of it, she definitely wears the pants in the family. Timothy Ray Sutton, 23, of Clarksville, Tennessee, was arrested and charged this past Thursday with filing a false police...