#US

  • Students Fall Ill Thanks To Lunch Room Dares

    You shouldn’t always do what people tell you to. It’s a lesson you learn as a child and one that really missed it’s mark with some elementary students in San Diego. Twenty-two students from Audubon Elementary were sent home with stomach pain and nausea after lunch and officials think...
  • Wife Cutting Off Penis Best Thing To Happen To John Wayne Bobbitt, So He Says

    “Being famous for my penis has given me opportunities I could not have ever imagined.”John Wayne Bobbitt told media 20-years after his then wife cut off his member for alleged domestic abuse and cheating. Bobbitt’s wife, Lorena, had severed his penis while he slept and threw it in a...
  • Son Beats Disabled Father Over Kool Aid Dispute

    In the world of the best son ever ridiculous domestic abuse cases… A 22-year old Florida man punched his disabled father several times in the head because the man told him he was making the Kool Aid wrong. Brandon Antron Crosley lives with his 47-year old dad, who is...
  • New Fad Of Breastfeeding Photos Not New, Started 200 Years Ago

    Think the new fad of moms getting professional pictures taken while they’re breastfeeding is just 21st century feminism at it’s best, think again. It’s actually started roughly 200 years ago, back in the Victorian Era. According to Jill Lepore, author of The Mansion of Happiness, during the mid 1800’s...
  • Man’s Sues Doctor For His 8-Month Erection, Loses

    An American man has lost his lawsuit against the doctor who gave him a penile implant and he’s not happy about it. Truck driver Daniel Metzgar, 44, of Newark, Delaware, was suing urologist Thomas Desperito on the basis of negligence. You see, Dr. Desperito gave Metzgar a penile implant....
  • Man Stabs Brother Because He Spilt His Beer

    And now in the world of useless crimes thanks to a need for anger management training… A 49-year old man in Florida is under arrest after stabbing his brother in the gut because he knocked over his beer. Police reports say Randy Zipperer was at home and upset because...
  • Murder Suspect Butt-Dialed Police Before Crime

    And in the world of Dumb Criminals… A man in Florida is accused of murder or coordinating the murder after he alerted police to the potential crime by butt-dialing 911. As the story goes,  Simon Scott got into a fight with another man in a Waffle House house parking...
  • Teen Drinks Bottle Of Soya Sauce, Nearly Dies

    A new study in the Journal of Emergency Medicine, says that a teen who drank a quarter quart of soya sauce as part of a fraternity initiation prank in 2011 is the first person to have survived having that much sodium in their blood stream without suffering severe brain...
  • Teen’s Picture Too Hot For Yearbook

    It’s seems the days where yearbook pictures were only smiling faces in caps and gowns are gone by the wayside. Now teens get to pick their own locations, wardrobe and styles and for some these borderline on stripper like poses that would make Courtney Stoddan proud. However, those pics...