#US

  • Houston Cop Demoted Thanks To Her Nude Pics Online

    Houston’s finest are down one hot police woman, Stacy Suro. The department has demoted her from patrolling the streets to working in the office only after more than one hundred pictures of the blonde were found on her Model Mayham site. In the pictures she’s either naked, in bondage...
  • Woman Allegedly Stabs Boyfriend After April Fools Joke Goes Wrong

    April Fools, what a trickster you are.  But sometimes those tricks aren’t so harmless. Eighteen year old Tori Wheeler is in jail after she stabbed her boyfriend (allegedly) with a knife and bit him twice thanks to his not liking her April Fools joke of choice. You see Wheeler...
  • Man Gets “Netflix” Tattoo, Rewarded With 1-Year Subscription

    You’ve heard of people getting their favorite singers tattooed on their bodies, favorite sports teams too,  but a favorite online movie subscription company? This might be the first. American man Myron Robinson, known as @TheRealMyron on Twitter, loves his Netflix subscription so much he got the name of the...
  • School Fires Female Teacher For Getting Pregnant Before Marriage, Then Hires Her Fiance

    Prepare to enter the Medieval Ages. A 29-year old teacher in California is suing her former employers, San Diego Christian College, because they fired her for being pregnant and unmarried. She was engaged at the time to her now husband. And the school offered him a job after she...
  • Fifth Graders Arrested In Murder Plot

    Stories like this make you really wonder WTF this world is coming to. Two 10-year old boys are being held on a $100,000 bond for a murder plot they intended to carry out. The targets were one of the duo’s ex-“girlfriend” and a number of other students whose names...
  • Burger Lover Gets Buried With Whopper

    David S. Kime Jr. was a very loyal customer to the Burger King chain, so much so that his family decided to make the Manchester Township location in Pennsylvania a pit stop during the war vet’s funeral procession. “He liked his Whopper Jrs.,” said store manager Margaret Hess. “”It’s...
  • Woman Arrested For Murdering Boyfriend With Her Breasts

    Donna Lange is in big trouble thanks to her big breasts. She has been arrested and charged with murder after police found her smothering her boyfriend with her breasts. Yes, mammary glands on the human female have now become an assault weapon. Lange, 51, was found in the compromising...
  • Man Arrested While Riding Horse Drunk

    Got a horse? Make sure you don’t ride it drunk or you could get arrested. That’s what happened to a man in Bunnell, Florida. He was riding his horse, after have a few too many alcoholic bevvies, and ended up attracting the attention of the police. You see, he...
  • Pet Turtle Escapes After 70 Years

    There’s a turtle on the loose and his owner wants him back… but he’s not that upset about the turtle’s disappearance, even though he’s known him the whole 70 years of both of their lives. “You can’t get close to a turtle,” Ed Schloeman told Buzzfeed. Scholeman inherited Willie...