• Pakistani man becomes finalist at 2012 Darwin Awards

    A Pakistani man has assured himself of being placed among the 2012 Darwin Awards finalists, after having died from smoke inhalation by burning an American flag during one of the many anti-American protests riots that have taken place recently across the middle-east. Abdullah Ismail, gathered along with approximately 9,999...
  • Why does Lindsay Lohan keep driving?

    Lindsay Lohan was arrested, again. This time she allegedly ‘touched lightly’ a pedestrian while parking her vehicle in front of a New York City hotel early this morning and since in the US lightly touching someone unintentionally with a vehicle equals major lawsuit, well, here we are… The unnamed...
  • Frenchman shot by own dog during hunting cuddle

    A Frenchman had his hand partially amputated after being shot by his own hunting dog near Saint-Michel-de-Double in southwestern France. The rifle had been left without the safety on when two of the three hunting dogs spotted, and took off towards a deer. The third dog remained near its master...
  • Toddler Dies During Game of Hide and Seek

    In what has to be one of the most devastating things to happen in a parent’s life, a 3-year old girl in the United States. died during a game of hide and seek in her own home. During the game, Kylee Mills Simmerman a Kentucky native, decided to unzip...
  • Unopened Montreal sushi bar ‘Fukyu’ forced to change name preemptively

    Imagine that you’re opening a business, a restaurant let’s say, and that just a few weeks before your restaurant is going live, the neighbors get wind of the name you’ll give the restaurant. Imagine that the name you’ve picked for it, is a Japanese word that represents a kata...
  • Pizza shop owner power lifts Obama, was it staged?

    Unless you’ve spent the week-end on a deserted island with a volleyball named Wilson, you’ve doubtlessly seen the video of Scott Van Duzer giving US President Barack Obama a bear hug, power lifting him off the floor under the eye of the secret service, various body guards and the obvious...
  • Discovered: Bacteria that will climb through your sinuses, eat your brain

    Naegleria fowleri, other than sounding like the name of an obscure and sinister African made amphibious automobile, is the actual scientific name of an amoeba that lives in lukewarm water. Historically, this amoeba hasn’t been much of a problem because most water where it could thrive was too cold for...
  • Robbers Stopped by Citizen Mob in China, Justice Prevails

    Two would be robbers on a motorcycle were stopped dead in their tracks after a mob of people attacked them for stealing a woman’s purse.  One could say it’s vigilante justice supreme. Caught on CCTV cameras you see the men snatch the woman’s purse, who then chases them around...
  • Man Fakes Death as Part of Wedding Proposal

    People go to great lengths when planning their wedding proposals. There’s been flash mobs, movies made and plans pulling signs across the sky, all with the desire to be the most romantic wedding proposal of all time. However, 30-year old Alexey Byko, had a different object when he hired...