• Indian political party planning to sell cow urine soft drink

    When buying a soft drink in India, not all flavors are created equally. Some with sugar, all with carbonation, and a select few will be made with cow urine. The Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS) is developing a soft drink using that very thing –...
  • Zombie Boot Camp ready for students

    Are you afraid of the zombie apocolypse? Fear no more, the Zombie Boot Campin Driotwich, Worcestershire, UK is ready to teach you everything you need to know to kill those undead and save the world. The four-hour camp cost about $100 US and does it’s best to prepare you...
  • Casino offer $25,000 plastic surgery prize

    Casino prizing just got a face lift in Atlantic City. The Trump Taj Mahal is offering the $25,000 Nip, Tuck and Lift Sweepstakes for the month of October. It’s the chance for one lucky Trump One Card holder to win, $25,000 worth of plastic surgery. According to Kathleen McSween,...
  • President Obama turns White House into brewery

    President Obama made history when he became the first African American elected into the country’s top office. Now he is making history again with his home brew. Yes, President Obama is the first US president to make his own beer in the White House… which was aptly named White...
  • Adult sized sandbox for you to play in

    This is one my brother will love. Las Vegas, aka. Sin City, has a new toy for those who love to waste money on fantasy. But it’s a bit more wholesome than the usual treats the city offers. It’s a sandbox for adults. Complete with excavators and other construction...
  • Forklift truck wedding march marks newlyweds special meeting

    Some people arrive to their wedding in limos. Others horse drawn carriage. And a select few choose forklifts. That select few are Chinese couple Kong Qingyang and Shen Likun. The newlyweds chose their red ribbon forklift ride because when they met Kong was a drove one and Shen sold...
  • Meanwhile in France, live in a cloud…shaped retreat

    In France, you are next to Belgium, and being next to Belgium is a bit like sitting next to the class clown in middle-school, he rubs off on you. Case and point this cloud shaped retreat in France. What they’ve done apparently, is take a camping trailer, slightly modify...
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    Flanking your opposition just got easier thanks to the overwhelming aroma of George S. Patton

    If you’ve ever wanted to smell like a World War II general behind enemy lines in tight quarters with sweaty, dust-caked GIs surrounding you (and who wouldn’t?), then you’re in luck. Parfumologie has been buying up the rights on colognes catering to the spirit of the armed forces; having...
  • Meanwhile in Japan… Dancing Squid Is the New Deliciousness

    In yet another meanwhile in Japan moment, some Squid Odori-don is served alive, but with its head removed, before being prepared and consumed by customers. The dish consists of a freshly decapitated squid, on top of a bed of sushi rice and vegetables, some soy sauce is poured on...