• Woman Cuts off Man’s Penis to Bring to Cops as Evidence

    A married father of five in southern Bangladesh has learned messing with the wrong woman will cost him his manlyhood. Mozammel Haq Mazi is being hospitalized after his neighbour Monju Bengum chopped off his penis. Why she cut off his story is still up in the air. The married...
  • ATM Repair Man Caught After Stealing $200K BUSTED

    It took authorities 10 months to catch the man who made off with $200,000 from ATMs in San Fransciso and Daly City but they finally did. The culprit is Samuel Kioski, an ATM repair man, who took the money from 7 different ATMs last July 4th and replaced it...
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    Fake Navy SEALs outed on website

    In the wake of Osama Bin Laden’s demise at the hands of the once-copyrighted SEAL Team Six, the number of men on dating websites claiming to be US Navy SEALs has skyrocketed, and not surprisingly, there are now more SEALs on dating websites than actually exist in real life....
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    Artist makes perfume from her own urine, article reeks of puns

    Conceptual artist Cherry Tree distills her own urine into a potent perfume.  While shocking – after all, smelling of your own urine is generally considered a bad thing and implies you can’t find a toilet to save your life – the AOLWeirdNews article covering the artist’s invention treats the...
  • 10-year-old wrestles 6-foot alligator before capturing it and dragging it home

    In the annals of awesome kids stories, this has to rank at or near the top. This little scamp with the Justin Bieber haircut is Michael Dasher of Rockledge, Florida.  Michael was out fishing with some friends when he inadvertently snagged a 6-foot alligator.  While most kids (and adults)...
  • Man with 12 Fake IDs BUSTED

    It’s a real life Bourne Identity. Police have arrested a man carrying 12 fake id’s at a Pennsylvania’s Lehigh Valley International Airport – however they still don’t know who he is. The suspect originally gave police a Texas driver’s license but didn’t get his birthday correctly on the first...
  • Florida man arrested for allegedly attacking woman with a swim noodle over a watermelon dispute

    Welp, my work is done here—no need to finish this story, because everything you need to know resides in that ridiculous, yet informative, headline. But I will, because, as always, there’s more to the story. Pictured here is Karl Ludwig Eichner of Naples, Florida, and he is the man...
  • End of World Postponed According to Rapture Prophet

    Well, those waiting for Rapture will have to wait a little longer, according to the evangelical preacher who’s behind the whole thing… at least he’s behind the publicizing of the whole thing. Harold Camper, founder of the independent Family Church, says he got the date wrong when he predicted...
  • End of the world billboards prompt sassy billboard retort

    Although a large part of this author really hopes that a bunch of people raised enough money to raise this billboard somewhere near Harold Camping’s Oakland headquarters – something tells me it is just a quick and easy Photoshop effort. For the record, the Gimp traces in the file...